Here we go – month 1 of the Living by Men’s Health challenge. And a bumper month to start with!
This issue comes in one of those extra big bags and makes crazy promises on the cover. Sex tips from the FBI! Wow! I have no idea what they could be. Always show identification? Make sure your partner doesn’t get shot? Hmm. There are also, apparently, the 21 easiest recipes ever, although how they could be easier than “pierce film lid” I have no idea.
There’s your standard “get back in shape” on the cover – pretty much expected around the Christmas period – and a detox headline too: “detox with peanut butter and DVDs”. I don’t like peanut butter. Not a good start. Six pack on a plate – gorge your way to perfect abs – sounds like something I might give a go this month, as does “grow two inches taller in just one month”. I must get someone to measure me. Mind control tricks to hypnotise yourself slimmer – well, we’ll see; 72 hours to renew your liver sounds easy enough; new cruel rules for success is probably one of those articles which won’t really apply to a freelancer.
Oh, and there’s £30k worth of technogym gear to be won. Might have to give that a go.
Right – time to read. Back in a little while…