A poem about otters
I wrote this in a fit of otter-related madness. Beyond that, I have no idea where this came from.
OTTER BOTTOMS
Otter bottoms
Wet, wet;
Otter tops
Often plop
In the water too
Rapidly following the otter bottoms
They are invariably connected with
Via otter middles.
Otters
Animals with both bottoms and tops
Like good pyjamas
But with middles as well
Like bad ring donuts.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I appreciate this playful ditty. Don’t think I’ll ever look at an otter the same way again!
April 29th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
you left out the bit about otters pockets