Will word for food » Writing for the Web

I have been racking my brains for days trying to remember this joke. I heard it once and, since then, have been unable to re-tell it quite right. Can you help? And yes, it is a writing thing - I’m trying to find the ideal wording, not the punchline.

Today I baked a cake, adapting the classic sponge with an apple and some cinnamon. So I wrote about it. What does this have to do with writing? Nothing. It’s more about freelancing, getting the work/life balance right, and having something to write about. I just hope you enjoy it.